No. All those extra email notifications you received from us were NOT on purpose. (Sorry 'bout that)
Clearly we've been having some technical difficulties with our automatic notifications over the past 48 hours. We know that was annoying. Thanks for not leaving us.
Rest assured, SeekFirstRanch.com is still a safe & secured site.
Me, after trouble-shooting on my own for hours trying to figure out why our posts are not uploading correctly: "Hey, Website Customer Service, Can you help?"
Customer Service: "Totally. Hold our earrings while we ask your website to send your subscribers up to 12 duplicate and unnecessary email notifications..."
Me: "Wait, isn't there a different soluti..."
Customer Service: "By the way, they won't all come at once. They'll show up in random intervals, unbeknownst to you, so your subscribers will think you have no idea what you're doing here."
Customer Service: "Please enjoy this music while we put you on hold for 4 hours..."
Me: does not enjoy the hold-music.
Here's what we actually WANTED to tell you -
We have a few new things that we're working on here at the ranch:
[potential PHOTO SHOT OPs & SUPERFOOD BLENDS]
We'll be looking for a few of you to help us with some test runs.
That's why it was important to us to figure out WHY most of you were not receiving our recent newsletters & blog posts.
Thanks for sticking with us through our technical difficulties.
YOU SHOULD HAVE RECIEVED:
ONE music-video-montage of our 2023 Seek First Ranch Lambs (not multiple. again, apologies.)
photo shoot op
SUPERFOOD BLEND launch
(And so help me, if these shenanigans continue, I'm going to not enjoy the customer-service-hold-music even harder.)